Why the name "Stodgy"?

It's a bit tongue-in-cheek. Typically, "stodgy clothes" is a negative term. We take pride in producing and selling garments of lasting quality and style. Our hope is to make clothes that won't make you laugh (or cringe) while looking back at photos in 20 years.

It says "Made in the USA". Are all of your products made in America?

Yep, all of our sweatshirts are being produced in the USA. We believe in paying fair living wages and producing things locally. Instead of investing our time in making sure a foreign factory is holding up to these standards, we work with trusted partners in the US.

Where can I buy Stodgy clothes?

You've found the right place... shop.

Do you have a lifetime warranty?

No, that would be stupid. Anything made out of cotton will eventually wear out. We warranty that the sweatshirt will be awesome, durable, and comfortable. If you find otherwise, return it.
For more info, see our shipping and returns page.

What's the deal with shipping?

See our shipping and returns page.

How's the fit (what size should I buy)?

We recommend ordering your "normal" size. For guys, a large is roughly a 43 jacket size or a 16.5 / 35 shirt. Ladies, feel free to pick up a few for yourself. Our smalls are roughly a size 4-6. But ladies sizes are tricky, so that's just a guideline.

Stodgy Size Chart

At first, it'll probably fit a bit snug. We recommend wearing the sweatshirt for a few hours. You'll find it stretches to your fit (kind of like denim). If you think you've got the wrong size, just send it back and let us know what size you need. Exchanges are free both ways (unless you spill red Kool-Aid all over it). If in doubt, size up.